Your Premier Local News Resource
Thursday November 23rd 2017

Posts Tagged ‘St Neots’

Cockwaving Makes Welcome Return

Cockwaving Makes Welcome Return

St Neots welcomed this week  the return of local political one-upmanship, the Cock Wave. Since the disappearance of local award winning Cock-Waver extraordinaire Cllr Larry Hackman the town has found itself without a Self-Promotion Champion. All that changed this week as [Read More]

Local Man Overexcited By Local Infrastructure

Local Man Overexcited By Local Infrastructure

Eaton Socon resident David Norway, 32, was recovering today after a minor mental breakdown as he got too excited about the completion of local engineering projects. The Roberts Close man, who works as a drug guidance counsellor, had been away on holiday for two months, and [Read More]

News & That Gets New Rozzer Picture

News & That Gets New Rozzer Picture

Regular readers of the online edition of the Cambridge Used-To-Be-In-The-Evening News were today shocked to discover a new standard police image on a story about something to do with a road. Traditionally, the website is too lazy to take pictures of anything relating to [Read More]

Huntingdon Replaces Crack With Books

Huntingdon Replaces Crack With Books

Reports in the national press today suggest that the number of heroin and crack users in the UK is falling. “This situation is totally unacceptable,” says Warren Pearce, 22, who lives on the Oxmoor Estate’s notorious Kent Road and is the chairman of the [Read More]

WWWO: Eynesbury Mourns Loss Of “Institution”

WWWO: Eynesbury Mourns Loss Of “Institution”

Our While We Were Off series looks back at some of the news that happened while the Citizen took it’s summer break. This story has been edited – or has it? Eynesbury residents were shocked and upset in July to find that local brothel¬†”tanning shop”, [Read More]

Commuters Still Not Happy

Commuters Still Not Happy

St Neots residents who commute into Cambridge were complaining this week after their previous complaints were resolved. Bus company Ragecoach adjusted their legendary Mighty X5 service a fortnight ago after users complained that it stopped too often, especially on the [Read More]

Marrowdope

Marrowdope

Resident gastronomical-astrological tramp Grubby Pete, otherwise known as Benny T. Bean, guides you through the cosmos or something. Virgo (23/08-22/09) see Capricorn. [Read More]

Lack Of Parking Infuriates Residents

Lack Of Parking Infuriates Residents

Locals were today perplexed and angered that it had become impossible to park in the town centre. Parking on the Market Square has been suspended for the weekend to allow for the time wasting SunFest, also known as the August Festival, Summer Festival or Sort-Of Carnival, [Read More]

Rubbish Weather Still A Shocker

Rubbish Weather Still A Shocker

St Neots residents were surprised to find, once again, that the weather over the bank holiday was due to be bloody awful. The Citizen has always aimed to keep locals up to date on the terrible meteorlogical situation over the summer, as when we correctly predicted two years [Read More]

St Neots Squares Up To Newmarket

St Neots Squares Up To Newmarket

Neotians were today preparing for a scrap as it was announced that Newmarket, mostly over the border in Suffolk, was considering changing to a much more prosperous county – potentially robbing St Neots of it’s “largest town” status. “This [Read More]

 Page 3 of 21 « 1  2  3  4  5 » ...  Last » 

This Just In

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Neotians were this week beginning to prepare for 2014′s predicted favourite sport – namely, complaining [Read More]

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

District and county councillor Steve van der Whitevanman caused controversy this week after he definitely didn’t [Read More]

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Meat experts have today shocked the British public with the real reason behind the horse DNA contamination scandal. [Read More]

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Local newspaper the Cambridge Evening News In The Morning has revealed that it is going to sack all its reporters, [Read More]

New School Thief-Proof

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft [Read More]

Microfiche

Subscribe