Posts Tagged ‘St Neots’

Councillor throws hissy fit and refuses to continue playing with the 'bigger boys' [Click to read more...]

St Neots councillors have put together a hostile takeover of Huntingdon and St Ives [Click to read more...]

The current gale-force winds whipping across St Neots have led to locals being unable to discuss anything else. “Ooh, it’s breezy ain’t it!” commented One Stop customer Michelle Brooke, of Weston Court as she purchased her [Click to read more...]

Town councillors from both sides of the river have hit out at local newspapers, including the Citizen, for concentrating too hard on certain of their colleagues. Councillor Oliver Barford, who represents Eaton Socon, said “I’m fucking [Click to read more...]

Recently-revamped Tesco in Barford Road is once again causing consternation with it’s car parking policies. Rowley Road man Trevor Forest, 29, visited the store yesterday (Tuesday), and, despite having a two-year-old with him, was asked to [Click to read more...]

The Citizen has learned that Tesco is opening a new super extra store in the Eatons, on the site of the current Co-Op which everyone still calls Rainbow. On plans for the new store, Tesco spokesman Phil Fawcett said, “The car park is a [Click to read more...]

Today’s traffic chaos in St Neots, with delays of up to fifteen minutes, is being brought to you by a lorry full of burning feathers on the A14. Police closed the road and announced in the Cambridge News that it would be shut “for the [Click to read more...]

Residents of Eaton Ford and Eaton Socon today expressed a lack of surprise that down-at-heel neighbour Eynesbury topped the crime statistics in a new “street-level crime map” by the police. Rozzers caused consternation in Cambridge when [Click to read more...]

Local senior citizens have been complaining about the upcoming loss of bus services due to council funding cuts. Cambridgeshire County Council have announced that all routes that receive a subsidy will lose cash, and local bus operators say this [Click to read more...]

Feature of the pavements during earlier economic downturns, white dog shit is poised to make a triumphant return to our walkways. Talking heads on shows such as “I Love 1982″ often reference the canine excretions which, if left [Click to read more...]