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Tesco Trials New Car Park

Tesco Trials New Car Park

Following a media furore this week when Tesco in Cardiff refused to allow a council estate dole queue mum into the store in her grotty pyjamas, the company are responding to customer criticism by trialling new forms of “sustainable transport [Click to read more...]

Cambourne Mums Can’t Keep Legs Together

Cambourne Mums Can’t Keep Legs Together

In 2009 the national press reported that rubbish local village Cambourne had a higher birth rate than India or China. The Citizen investigated why... [Click to read more...]

Local Store Accidentally Discovers Fireproof Money

Following a break-in at the Co-op food store in Great North Road, during which intruders attempted to gain access to the contents of the cash machine using a blow-torch, the manager has claimed to have discovered “Fireproof Money”. [Click to read more...]

Tesco "Still Not Mothership" Says Retailer

Supermarket giant Tesco today hit out at repeated claims that its St Neots store was “some kind of alien mothership”. Since this story was published in the Citizen six years ago, the chain has been dogged by claims of alien involvement. [Click to read more...]

Tesco "Not Mothership"

Tesco have denied claims that their St Neots store is an alien craft after Parklands residents reported an eerie green glow. The St Neots store was recently refurbished, and was advertised as being the first in the country to get the new [Click to read more...]

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