St Neots' Premier News Source!

Be Sociable







Loading

Microfiche!

Add to Google

Posts Tagged ‘Theft’

Cooking With Teens: Poor Man’s Carbonara

We got a couple of 15-year-olds in to share their recipes. Benny T. Bean is away. Ingredients 150g-200g dried taglietelle per person 4 Laughing Cow triangles nicked from the fridge of a mum or nan Cheap ham offcuts pinched from Tesco whilst [Click to read more...]

Increased iPhone Theft Lowers iPhone Theft

Increased iPhone Theft Lowers iPhone Theft

Police spokesman Kim Stonely-Bolton has revealed that increased theft of much-coveted iPhones in St Neots has in fact reduced reported theft by 85%. “This is brilliant news,” said Stonely-Bolton, “as it shows that Cambridgeshire [Click to read more...]

Local Criminals “Left Behind” By New Technology

Local Criminals “Left Behind” By New Technology

Following reports of new “pay by mobile” proximity-payment technology due to be launched by Everything Everywhere, who own Orange and T-Mobile, this year, St Neots pickpockets and nan-muggers have complained that they are unable to keep [Click to read more...]

Local Papers In Catnap Shocker

St Neots was stunned today by the revelation that local newspapers may be stealing cats in order to generate front page stories. The shock claims come after a sharp increase in the number of felines going missing in recent weeks, particularly from [Click to read more...]

Browse Happy logo