Written by Citizen Editor on 05 September 2011
We got a couple of 15-year-olds in to share their recipes. Benny T. Bean is away. Ingredients 150g-200g dried taglietelle per person 4 Laughing Cow triangles nicked from the fridge of a mum or nan Cheap ham offcuts pinched from Tesco whilst [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 31 January 2011
Police spokesman Kim Stonely-Bolton has revealed that increased theft of much-coveted iPhones in St Neots has in fact reduced reported theft by 85%. “This is brilliant news,” said Stonely-Bolton, “as it shows that Cambridgeshire [Click to read more...]
Written by Francisco Sanchez on 27 January 2011
Following reports of new “pay by mobile” proximity-payment technology due to be launched by Everything Everywhere, who own Orange and T-Mobile, this year, St Neots pickpockets and nan-muggers have complained that they are unable to keep [Click to read more...]
Written by Citizen Editor on 06 April 2009
St Neots was stunned today by the revelation that local newspapers may be stealing cats in order to generate front page stories.
The shock claims come after a sharp increase in the number of felines going missing in recent weeks, particularly from [Click to read more...]