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Cockwaving Makes Welcome Return

Cockwaving Makes Welcome Return

St Neots welcomed this week  the return of local political one-upmanship, the Cock Wave. Since the disappearance of local award winning Cock-Waver extraordinaire Cllr Larry Hackman the town has found itself without a Self-Promotion Champion. All that changed this week as [Read More]

Lack Of Parking Infuriates Residents

Lack Of Parking Infuriates Residents

Locals were today perplexed and angered that it had become impossible to park in the town centre. Parking on the Market Square has been suspended for the weekend to allow for the time wasting SunFest, also known as the August Festival, Summer Festival or Sort-Of Carnival, [Read More]

Candidates Quiet As Election Day Dawns

Candidates Quiet As Election Day Dawns

The Citizen were surprised that local councillors had been surprisingly quiet in the run-up to today’s elections. Only Militant Steve van der Whitevanman and Conservative opponent Harry “R” Rogerson had anything new to say, with the rest of the councillors [Read More]

Councillor Re-Brands!

Councillor Re-Brands!

“Opal Fruits” became “Starburst” and “Marathon” turned into “Snickers”. The marvellous “JIF” is now “CIF”! All lame attempts to increase the profile of the product and the latest ruse by genial local [Read More]

Councillor Was Not Real

Councillor Was Not Real

Local councillor steps down after her very existence disproved [Read More]

Winter Weather In Winter Shocker

Winter Weather In Winter Shocker

Councillors from the town, district and county councils deluged local papers with letters blaming each other for the inclement weather which has today replaced the lovely sun we had yesterday. Within minutes of the first cloud looming into view over St Neots, cllr King [Read More]

Merger Talks Break Down

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Merger Talks Break Down

Discussions of a merger between St Neots and it’s inferior neighbours Huntingdon and St Ives today ended without conclusion after councillors cited ‘irreconcilable differences’. The Citizen reported on the merger last month, with councillors Marcel and van [Read More]

Going For A Spin

Going For A Spin

Councillors have announced a new plan to reduce accident rates on St Neots' roundabouts [Read More]

St Neots Trials Alternative Alternative Vote

St Neots Trials Alternative Alternative Vote

The town council today announced that from the next by-elections, it will trial the new Alternative Alternatvie Vote system. The Government was last week voting on a referendum to change the system for general elections to AV, where votes for the least-popular candidate are [Read More]

Mubarak Definitely Not In St Neots

Mubarak Definitely Not In St Neots

Following Egyptian former president Hosni Mubarak’s resignation over the weekend, Eynesbury councillors have denied he is staying with them for a bit. The Citizen reported how councillors Dougall and van der Whitevanman had been sent to Cairo to try to help Mubarak [Read More]

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This Just In

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Neotians were this week beginning to prepare for 2014′s predicted favourite sport – namely, complaining [Read More]

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

District and county councillor Steve van der Whitevanman caused controversy this week after he definitely didn’t [Read More]

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Meat experts have today shocked the British public with the real reason behind the horse DNA contamination scandal. [Read More]

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Local newspaper the Cambridge Evening News In The Morning has revealed that it is going to sack all its reporters, [Read More]

New School Thief-Proof

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft [Read More]

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