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Cambourne Not In Cambridge Shocker

Cambourne Not In Cambridge Shocker

Residents of Cambourne took the hump today after discovering that they were officially no longer in Cambridge. Since 2009, the new village has been served by the Citi 4 bus and paid the same fares as Cambridge city residents. But all this is to change, say bus company [Read More]

Bus Stops Not Really Bus Stops

Bus Stops Not Really Bus Stops

Bus franchise firm Ragecoach, the operator of St Neots cross-town link service the Mighty X5, has confirmed today that it’s bus stop signage is not there to be helpful to customers, following confusion over a new bus stop on Love’s Farm. “Listing the [Read More]

Footbridge Back – Loves Farm Saved from Chavs

Footbridge Back – Loves Farm Saved from Chavs

Now known as the Footbridge Complete Cock-up (FCC) plan local councillor Julie Wayward has had confirmation from Second Town Disconnect (STD) that far from being shelved the plan to separate Loves Farm residents from the rest of St Neots is set to go ahead. STD have [Read More]

St Neots Bridge To Somewhere Goes… Nowhere!

St Neots Bridge To Somewhere Goes… Nowhere!

Shocked residents from the shocking dormitory estate of Loves Farm have been shocked by the news that plans to build the bridge connecting them to the station have been shelved. “I’m shocked!” said Cambridge Road resident L. Tisley. “When I bought [Read More]

St Neots To Lose A1 Exit

St Neots To Lose A1 Exit

Under a new ruling by the Government, following a “brilliant idea” from Brussels, St Neots is to lose one of its three A1 junctions in an attempt to reduce traffic. Local councils, backed by the Government, have long been fans of half-arsed schemes to reduce the [Read More]

Lib Dems Secretly Win Secret Election

Lib Dems Secretly Win Secret Election

The Town Council's ruling Liberal Democrats were secretly celebrating this week after a secretive victory in a secret election. Van der Steven promised to be accessible to the people of Eynesbury via a premium-rate number. "It's a good plan this," he commented [Read More]

Creating More Traffic Could Get Dual Carriageway

Creating More Traffic Could Get Dual Carriageway

It has been revealed that the propsed expansion of St Neots is part of an attempt to obtain finally get the much needed dualling of the A428. During a press conference Councillor Miles said, “In order to convince central government that the dualling is needed we have [Read More]

New Houses “Might Mean More People”

New Houses “Might Mean More People”

Huntingdonshire District Council this week proposed another 5000 houses for St Neots, despite the fact that no-one is available to live in them. Development has already slowed on the Loves Farm development in the Far East section of the town, on account of nobody buying the [Read More]

This Just In

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Neotians were this week beginning to prepare for 2014′s predicted favourite sport – namely, complaining [Read More]

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

District and county councillor Steve van der Whitevanman caused controversy this week after he definitely didn’t [Read More]

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Meat experts have today shocked the British public with the real reason behind the horse DNA contamination scandal. [Read More]

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Local newspaper the Cambridge Evening News In The Morning has revealed that it is going to sack all its reporters, [Read More]

New School Thief-Proof

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft [Read More]

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