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VIDEO: Fags, Horses, & Frozen Water

VIDEO: Fags, Horses, & Frozen Water

As the country ground to a halt due to an inch of slush this weekend, your intrepid Citizen reporters took their reasonably decent camera out and FOUND THE NEWS. Then we edited it in iMovie, so all the dark patches look a bit digital. Can’t have everything eh. [Read More]

Citizen News TV 15/1/13: Joey Cambridgeshire Undercover Report

Citizen News TV 15/1/13: Joey Cambridgeshire Undercover Report

An urgent update from the St Neots Citizen! Undercover reporter Neskin Gonzales managed to catch up with local celebrity Joey Cambridgeshire in St Neots this week. Cambridgeshire did not want to be filmed, so Gonzales selotaped his iPhone to the bottom of his face, and [Read More]

Gypsys Surprised That People Are Surprised At Compo Claim

Gypsys Surprised That People Are Surprised At Compo Claim

The travelling community today expressed surprise and amusement that no-one had forseen their massive compensation claim over Channel 4 show “Big Fat Gypsy Weddings”. The documentary series, which draws millions of viewers and even more Facebook statuses, [Read More]

Miles “Not Mad After All”

Miles “Not Mad After All”

Town Council leader Derek Miles has revealed that he is not, in fact, going insane, but has been a victim of American Soap Syndrome, or ASS. Various news sources including the Citizen have carried stories recently that cast Cllr Miles in a “delicate” frame of [Read More]

This Just In

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Neotians were this week beginning to prepare for 2014′s predicted favourite sport – namely, complaining [Read More]

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

District and county councillor Steve van der Whitevanman caused controversy this week after he definitely didn’t [Read More]

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Meat experts have today shocked the British public with the real reason behind the horse DNA contamination scandal. [Read More]

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Local newspaper the Cambridge Evening News In The Morning has revealed that it is going to sack all its reporters, [Read More]

New School Thief-Proof

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft [Read More]

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