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Dream Job Dilemma

Dream Job Dilemma

Dear Dave, I have a dilemma. I have been offered my Dream Job. But the location is bound to cause a problem with my family and friends. I got temporary work in a factory in Cromwell Road, It went really well, ending up being full time . The agency put me forward for a [Read More]

Scorungers Shit Themselves Over Benefit Changes

Scorungers Shit Themselves Over Benefit Changes

Local dole-queue regulars were said to be terrified today whilst awaiting the Government’s announcement on changes to the benefits scheme. Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith will this morning reveal full details of a shake-up to the dole system aimed at [Read More]

Gdnagly Boosts Local Employment

Gdnagly Boosts Local Employment

Huntingdon MP Jonathan Gdangly last night announced a revolutionary new scheme, in association with the local Chamber of Commerce, to boost employment in the south of the district. “I have persuaded local Huntingdon businesses not to move jobs to cheaper workers [Read More]

Young Dole Scroungers Demand Equality

Young Dole Scroungers Demand Equality

Local unemployed teenagers have attacked the benefit system for paying more to their older counterparts, as the cost of living for workshy scroungers increases. [Read More]

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Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Town Gears Up For New Complaint

Neotians were this week beginning to prepare for 2014′s predicted favourite sport – namely, complaining [Read More]

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

Councillor Definitely Didn’t Say Nazi

District and county councillor Steve van der Whitevanman caused controversy this week after he definitely didn’t [Read More]

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Shocking Horse Meat Truth Revealed

Meat experts have today shocked the British public with the real reason behind the horse DNA contamination scandal. [Read More]

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Paper Reveals Reporterless Setup

Local newspaper the Cambridge Evening News In The Morning has revealed that it is going to sack all its reporters, [Read More]

New School Thief-Proof

New School Thief-Proof

South Cambs DC have revealed that new secondary school Cambourne Village College is designed with special anti-theft [Read More]

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