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Hoodies Help Town Live Up To Expectations

By Citizen Editor

Unknown hoodies this week made sure St Neots lived up to it’s regional – and indeed now national – reputation as “a bit of a shithole” by stamping a small dog to death. Not content with rumours that the town is made up of inter-marrying cousins, and that the clap is airbourne in Eynesbury,... »

Similar Town Sues St Neots

By Citizen Editor

Wantage Town Council today issued a writ against St Neots, claiming that it breached copyright law by becoming a small market town outside a major university city. Wantage is around the same distance from Oxford as St Neots is from Cambridge, and as well as being a similar size both towns feature the presence... »