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Thursday July 18th 2019

This Has Been The St Neots Citizen

The Citizen is closed for summer. There is nothing happening. The councillors are boring, there’s been no shootings, and everyone loves the new Tesco’s.

Oh St Neots. How you’ve failed us.

We’ll be back mid June. Enjoy your two weeks of sunshine!

The Editor

Citizen Editor

The Citizen Editor lives in Citizen Towers, on the town’s luxurious Westside. Rumoured to be nearly thirty, he has claimed to be 23 for the last few years and is currently also a grotty tax-dodging student.

His hobbies involve upsetting small villages and repeatedly giving up smoking. He drinks approximately a gallon of tea every day.

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    One Comment for “This Has Been The St Neots Citizen”

    • ROGER LANE says:

      Dear ed.

      having recently wandered around the Loves farm development I counted at least 50 empty completed houses presumeably housing assoiations. Is this speculation on their part that their will be more homeless and more unmarried mothers and generally poor people etc moving to the area in the near future?


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