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Friday December 15th 2017

“We’ll Show The Bankers!” St Neots Residents Reject Extra Time Off

Bankers on bonuses of over 1 squillion quid have received a shocking and cutting rebuff from the town of St Neots.

Offered an extra bank holiday this year due to the wedding of some posh bloke and his chav bird, St Neots residents have collectively told the bankers to stick it up their greedy arses.

“There’s no fucking way these evil money-grabbing, recession-starting bankers are going to con me with another day off,” said “piccky” off a local forum.

“Who knows what’ll happen while we’re not at work? They’ll probably repossess my workplace and my boss’ll go all bust and all that and I won’t be able to do my 72 hour week any more. No, I want to go to work, that’ll show the bloody bankers” he added.

We asked a local investment banker what she thought.

“I’m only local because I’m passing on the A1,” said Regina Diamond-Soul.

“I didn’t even realise those signs went anywhere. All I can see is my great big fucking warehouse that I’ve recently rented out for a huge profit. I couldn’t give a toss if they get another holiday or not, I’ll still be gambling their pensions and savings on shady global derivatives. ”

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